Burn the Calories

So if you are anything like the hippity-hoppy happy owners of Discreet Designs, you stuffed yourself on good food and even better candy yesterday, and today you are feeling like an unsexy-stuffed heffalump!
Well get up off those spreading butt cheeks and get back into the swing of things with our Royal Crown Headboard!

You can lay there, arms up over your head, hitched to the heavens and still burn off those calories, if you know what we mean.

See more deets at our website and go get burning!

Curious?

You don't have to be a kink master to enjoy Discreet Design's unique quality furniture. But you do have to enjoy life, love fun and adore having something in your house that is a constant point of compliment and ongoing conversation.

Nothing gets eyebrows raised, tails wagging and compliments flowing more than Discreet Design's Royal Retreat.

The plush fabric and unique design offers visitors of all shapes and sizes a cozy and pleasurable place to sit, converse or play. Hitch rings are hidden behind the removable panels. Just for fun, remove one of the panels and leave the other intact before any party. When guests arrive,  the Royal Retreat will be your elegant, unique and fun ice breaker.

The Royal Retreat comes in several fabrics and colors and dditional options. For more,  click on the Royal Retreat section of our wesbite.

After The Easter Egg Hunt - Play Time For You!

Finally! The eggs have all been found, you've picked up the empty 'peeps' containers and the purple ceramic bunnies have been put away - it's playtime! We're talking about grown up playtime now. Lucky for you, you so wisely purchased the Discreet Design Royal Foundation Bed Base at Christmastime and now all you and your dom have to do is toss off those sheets, dump off those pillows and set up the body size St. A's cross underneath.

You'll be ready to thank, crank and spank the night away, and burn off some of those holiday meal calories too!

Unique and Chic

Los Angeles runs amok in furniture stores, both vintage and new. Some pride themselves on their take-it-home-in-a-box and build it yourself inventory, others lure you with the exotic locales the furniture originate from. Here at Discreet, what makes our custom designed, hand-crafted pieces so special and unique, is they are built on the pleasure principal. The rich fabrics we use on our pieces are specifically chosen to tactility pleasure the fingers. Our stunning designs and color choices are created to visually pleasure the eyes. The sturdy construction and durability of our pieces are designed to pleasure the pocketbook. And the playful ways our furniture convert into multi-use pieces is meant to pleasure the erotic adult in all of us.

                    
So go to our website and immerse yourself in a catalog of our pleasure pieces!