MISSING IN ACTION!

Oh my lordy, where the hell have we been?? Well let's just say these mistresses of the kink have been having a spanking-good time keeping biz-ee, you know what I'm saying?  Between our designs and our play dates, we have been working our butts off- literally. But we've come up for air and are ready to get back to conver-sating with the best and the brightest - you!

SPANK ATTACK!
Did you know when it comes to kink that spanking is the number one turn on? It appeals to the broadest base of pleasure seekers, in other words you don't have to be a full on pervert but you can be in order to enjoy the pleasure of what a swat on the behind has to offer. From baby swacks to studded WHACKS, erotic spanking is a pleasure swat for one and for all.

Our elegant ROYAL PADDLE chair is exactly what you need if you are a spanking enthusiast. The pull out support plank puts you or your spankee in the perfect position for any hanky-spanky play you can dream up. Pull out straps for handcuffs and chains make tease or hardcore restraint as easy as one-two-three.

The ROYAL PADDLE comes in our standard red, black or silver or in a custom fabric as depicted here.

THE ROAYL KNELL - A PURRFECT DADDY DAY'S GIFT

Yeah, we know we're early. But if you're on a tight budget, no better time than now to start saving up those pretty pennies in order to get your favorite Daddy one of our ROYAL KNELL KNEELING boards. These handy, go anywhere kneelers are of durable construction and designed to keep you submissive and on your knees  for hours of Daddy-pleasing fun. Available in a variety of colors and finishes.

SO WHAT'S NEXT?

We've been listening to you, our loyal customers, and we're working on a couple of new products suggested to us by some hungry, horny perverts! So stay tuned...

We're also making the rounds at some of the BDSM fairs soon, so more deets will follow.

Till next time, remember it's not what you see, it's the pleasure hidden underneath...