Monday, May 7, 2012


Our devoted Discreet Designs furniture lovers have kept us so very busy building chairs, beds and boxes for all their pleasure and pain needs that we are up to our ears in things to do. So we've asked the delicious and delectable MISTRESS MELINDA to take the reigns as our blogger and visual aide artist extraodinaire!

Check out Melinda's first foray into visual assistance - EVEN GARDNER'S NEED A LITTLE HANKY SPANKY on YOUTUBE. It's PG rated to reach the maximus possible Melinda devotees, so you hardcore pervs, relax! There'll be more of Melinda and her spanking travels throughout LA coming up.

Why not buy one of our elegant spanking chairs for yourself and join in the fun? Call 818-488-4052 today.

Monday, March 26, 2012


Oh my lordy, where the hell have we been?? Well let's just say these mistresses of the kink have been having a spanking-good time keeping biz-ee, you know what I'm saying?  Between our designs and our play dates, we have been working our butts off- literally. But we've come up for air and are ready to get back to conver-sating with the best and the brightest - you!

Did you know when it comes to kink that spanking is the number one turn on? It appeals to the broadest base of pleasure seekers, in other words you don't have to be a full on pervert but you can be in order to enjoy the pleasure of what a swat on the behind has to offer. From baby swacks to studded WHACKS, erotic spanking is a pleasure swat for one and for all.
Our elegant ROYAL PADDLE chair is exactly what you need if you are a spanking enthusiast. The pull out support plank puts you or your spankee in the perfect position for any hanky-spanky play you can dream up. Pull out straps for handcuffs and chains make tease or hardcore restraint as easy as one-two-three.

The ROYAL PADDLE comes in our standard red, black or silver or in a custom fabric as depicted here.

Yeah, we know we're early. But if you're on a tight budget, no better time than now to start saving up those pretty pennies in order to get your favorite Daddy one of our ROYAL KNELL KNEELING boards. These handy, go anywhere kneelers are of durable construction and designed to keep you submissive and on your knees  for hours of Daddy-pleasing fun. Available in a variety of colors and finishes.

We've been listening to you, our loyal customers, and we're working on a couple of new products suggested to us by some hungry, horny perverts! So stay tuned...

We're also making the rounds at some of the BDSM fairs soon, so more deets will follow.

Till next time, remember it's not what you see, it's the pleasure hidden underneath...

Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Plus of Being Discreet

Privacy and discretion is an integral element of many people's  lives. We keep that discretionary lifestyle in mind with our elegant, multi-use designs. Our pieces accent any room by day and open into entertaining play pieces by night. Our pieces allow you to pick and choose who you want to know the alternate uses for the furniture that graces your room. Discreet Designs give you the freedom to express yourself without worry or judgement. When you are ready, we are ready for you. So why not order one of our delicious designs right now?

Click HERE and see for yourself.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Earl Miller and Discreet Designs!

Yes, you read the name correctly! Iconic photographer and human being extraordinaire Earl Miller ( is featuring DISCREET DESIGN pieces in his exciting new web based erotic series! We couldn't be more delighted to be associated with the adult world's most talented photographers. Miller's lush and sensual photos have graced the pages of many of the erotic industry's premiere publications including "Penthouse" and "Hustler." We'll keep you posted as more of the exciting details unfold!

Monday, May 30, 2011

The Purrfect Playroom!

One of the many wonderful things about our custom crafted pieces at Discreet Designs is simply - that they are discreet. From headboard to toy box, our designs are elegant, durable, high-quality stand alone pieces that are objects of admiration and conversation in their own right. They are also high-quality, adult play pieces meant for hours of adult pleasure and entertainment. We continue to invite you to check them out at our website.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

DomCon Mwah! We Love You!

Mistress Flame had the luscious pleasure of seeing all of you at LA Domcon over the weekend, something she will be personally blogging about in the next couple of days. The lovely lady is exhausted, as I'm sure everyone can appreciate, after seventy two hours of stimulating ...conversation!
Here's a black and white interpretation of our booth at Domcon. Even in black and white (or black and blue for that matter) you can see Discreet Designs multi-purpose pieces look good in any color!

We are excited by all the positive feedback from the domcon attendees and look forward to all the lovely new homes our furnishings will be arriving at.  If life or a grumpy partner precluded you from attending, you can always purchase and peruse our products on line at DISCREET DESIGNS.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Did You See Us?

Were you one of the deliciously rock hard bodies visiting Mistress Flame today? Of course you were. You and all the other slave boys out there. But in case you had an owie  boo-boo and didn't make it, come on out tomorrow! Mistress Flame will personally show you the ins, outs and hidden surprises of our furnishings!

Be the first in line tomorrow. Booths 108 and 109. 
Head on over to Domcon, Los Angles, Hilton LAX, 5711 W. Century Blvd.